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Accent Creative 8 months ago like a roundhouse kick to the face by chuck norris himself!
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February 3, 2008 at 11:20 am chuck norris does not wish you in to a corn field, chuck norris wishes you into a cornfield !
Chuck Norris invented cheezburgers - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008
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February 3, 2008 at 11:03 am unless ‘chuck norris’ is referred to – then, anything can happen
Chuck Norris invented cheezburgers - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008
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May 31, 2008 at 10:24 am this would have been a lot funnier if it said chuck norris cat
Tough cat - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008
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February 3, 2008 at 9:05 am chuck norris doesn;t sleep – he waits
Chuck Norris invented cheezburgers - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008
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January 19, 2008 at 12:15 pm sumwun needz 2 do one of these w/ chuck norris face liek teh mt. doo comershal…wuld be teh soo cools
u wont take meh alive coppahs - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008
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July 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm now the question is… chuck norris, or cattank?
CATTANK - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2007
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March 27, 2008 at 8:34 pm poopy on jamie lynn spears eat my dust people of earth we are the aleins of the planet jobellisa i read about chuck norris and i think he is cool!
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When chuck norris crosses the street, cars look both ways.
HA HA HA - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2007
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After seeing a program where he was laughing and reading hos onw facts, I thought chuck norris was a fun and at least mildly intelligent person.
jennarenn commented on the word chuck norris
What is up with Chuck Norris? There are a million references to him on facebook:
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books so much as stare them down until he gets the information he wants.
Seriously, what gives?
May 9, 2008
pterodactyl commented on the word chuck norris
Hee hee hee. I love this phenomenon. My favorite is "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
There's an explanation here.
May 9, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word chuck norris
Ohmywordie, I'm addicted.
Chuck Norris watches Blu Ray. On His VCR.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris know the last digit of Pi.
It goes on, and on, and on....
May 11, 2008
seanahan commented on the word chuck norris
This has been going on for a few years now. But once you find out he has been campaigning for Huckabee it is hard to keep up the respect.
May 13, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word chuck norris
Yeah, I'm typically a few years behind.
May 16, 2008
dontcry commented on the word chuck norris
Chuch Norris can reason with a teenager.
May 16, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word chuck norris
YESSSS!!!!! That may be my new favorite.
May 16, 2008
plethora commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
May 16, 2008
dontcry commented on the word chuck norris
Good one, plethora!
May 16, 2008
gangerh commented on the word chuck norris
Slam a revolving door! That made me laugh out loud. So good, plethora.
May 16, 2008
bilby commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can eat airline food.
May 25, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can spend all summer in New York City without A/C.
May 25, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word chuck norris
See also chucknorris as a unit of measurement.
June 6, 2008
plethora commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
August 19, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
Ha ha haha!!! Thanks pleth. Tee heeeee!
August 20, 2008
skipvia commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can sit through multiple rebroadcasts of the US womens gymnastic team's heartbreaking close losses and soaring, triumphant victories, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT OTHER WORTHY SPORTS LIKE ARCHERY AND CANOEING ARE GOING ON, without throwing a chair through the television.
August 20, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
Right! Because he doesn't need a chair.
Have you been watching the archery streaming on NBC.com? Or at the U.S. Olympic Archery site? Just askin'. And when you take up archery, let me know. (Unless you already have...?)
August 20, 2008
skipvia commented on the word chuck norris
Alas, I haven't lifted a bow in many years. I was a state champion in NC when I was 14 or so. The technology has certainly advanced since we used a longbow through the arrow slits in the castle wall...
But I have been able to catch a bit of the streamed video. It (obviously) bothers me that wonderful sports (i.e., those that don't require background music and judges) like archery don't get any prime coverage.
August 20, 2008
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
I'm with you there, skip. It's definitely dulled my enthusiasm for watching the Olympics.
And by the way, is there any sport/activity/odd hobby you and chained_bear haven't taken up? ;->
August 20, 2008
bilby commented on the word chuck norris
I'm disappointed skip. You know there must be a word for archery slit in the castle wall.
August 20, 2008
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
Isn't it just called an arrow slit?
*scratches head*
August 20, 2008
bilby commented on the word chuck norris
Balistraria!
August 20, 2008
mollusque commented on the word chuck norris
According to uselessness, it's an archerent.
August 20, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris knows what to call an arrow slit.
Bilby, nobody is listing balistraria. Why don't you?
August 20, 2008
catkisses commented on the word chuck norris
Big Foot Takes Pictures of Chuck Norris
August 24, 2008
gangerh commented on the word chuck norris
According to bilby's records, the only winner ever of the banana juicing event of the bananathlon.
August 25, 2008
john commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have issues. He has subscriptions.
August 26, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris doesn't get spam.
August 27, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris didn't wet the bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
October 22, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris knows the words to "Louie Louie"—and what they mean.
October 22, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris knows what rhymes with purple.
October 22, 2008
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
Hell, I know the words to "Louie, Louie."
October 22, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can read WordNet's definition of and.
October 22, 2008
dharma66 commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can give icrecream a headache.
October 22, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
You heard it here first, folks: Reesetee may actually be Chuck Norris!!
October 22, 2008
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
Oh Lord no. I don't even like the guy. Also, his hair...well, it's as bad as Ted Danson's.
October 22, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
*deflates*
October 22, 2008
dontcry commented on the word chuck norris
This surely is one of the signs of the Apocalypse...
October 22, 2008
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
Sorry, c_b. I'll try my best to like him.
*trying*
October 22, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
No, reesetee. Please. You gotta be you.
Dontcry, do you mean reesetee being Chuck Norris, or bears deflating?
October 22, 2008
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
*singing* I gotta be MEEEEEEEEE!
October 22, 2008
dontcry commented on the word chuck norris
Dissing Chuck.
October 22, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
Oh.
*hides from possible lightning*
October 22, 2008
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
Hey, it's the truth. The hair's pouffy.
October 23, 2008
asylumhead003 commented on the word chuck norris
If Chuck Norris could die, he would still be roundhouse kicking people even though he was dead, because God would be too scared to tell him.
If Chuck Norris did push-ups, He would move the earth instead of himself.
"Chuck Norris walked into a bar-"
"You idiot! He wouldn't walk into a bar!"
"Okay. But if he did, one second later, there wouldn't be a bar."
October 23, 2008
asylumhead003 commented on the word chuck norris
You know how little kids wear Superman pajamas? Well, when Superman was little, he wore Chuck Norris pajamas.
October 30, 2008
gangerh commented on the word chuck norris
Who was it changed their name to Chuck Norris just because they could?
November 10, 2008
gangerh commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris watches 'Air Crash Investigation' whenever he's on a plane.
November 22, 2008
bilby commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris can do karate kicks in jeans.
September 26, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word chuck norris
I bet Chuck Norris could get our office remodel done.
September 26, 2009
reesetee commented on the word chuck norris
Not with that pouffy hair.
October 1, 2009
gangerh commented on the word chuck norris
Chuck Norris has an iPhone app for threading a needle.
January 1, 2010
gangerh commented on the word chuck norris
'NONSTOP CHUCK NORRIS' game app. Ad says "Chuck Norris already finished this game. On a landline phone."
April 21, 2017